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The Best Worst Excuses I Ever Heard

February 26, 2015 by bonus_access

I’ve heard all the excuses about why people can’t study or come on my weekend course (the day before it is due to run). I thought I’d share afew of them with you for fun.

I put down the excuse and my somewhat sarcastic comment about it in square brackets.

In no particular order.

1. I couldn’t make the weekend course because it was raining. [This guy paid $997 twice and didn’t turn up twice. Turned out he was using my course as a cover to see his mistress].

2. I’ve been busy [watching the box set of Lost].

3. My wife is pregnant. [she only fell pregnant last week].

4. I fell down the stairs. [you should get those fixed as you called in last month saying the same thing].

5. It isn’t sinking in. [no, you actually need to open the book to assist in the learning process].

6. My partner won’t let me study. [no, she would rather you sit on the sofa watching TV with her. Get rid of her and you will have lots of free time].

7. I’m a slow learner. [so are the rest of us but c’mon, three years for the CCENT is a bit much].

8. I just don’t have the time. [join the club. Ever heard of getting up earlier. How about weekends? Ever heard of Tivo?]

9. I can’t come this weekend. I forgot it is my wifes/ mothers/own birthday. [don’t they have calendars where you come from]?

10. I don’t have the money to join the site/buy a book [no, it all went on your cigarettes, beer and flat screen TV..sheesh]

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